I MAKE STUFF, NOT ADS.

devin ALTMAN

is a multi-disciplinary, award-winning, globAl blah blah blah…who cares?

WHAT’S IMPORTANT IS I’M NOT INTERESTED IN MAKING ADS.

IF IT ISN’T ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING, DOESN’T MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, OR THINK — IT IS A WASTE OF THE AUDIENCE’S TIME.

AND AN EVEN BIGGER WASTE OF THE CLIENTS’ MONEY.

IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR AN AD MAKER TO CRANK OUT :15s AND PAID SOCIAL;

I CAN DO IT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO.

I’M HERE TO ENTERTAIN AUDIENCES THAT HATE ADVERTISING.

WHY MAKE AN AD WHEN YOU CAN MAKE A TV SHOW?

WHY MAKE AN AD WHEN YOU CAN MAKE CONTENT VIEWED BY MILLIONS IN AN INSTANT?

WHY MAKE AN AD WHEN YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN EXPERIENCE?

WHY PAY FOR MEDIA WHEN YOU CAN JUST EARN IT?

IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR TRADITIONAL, YOU’RE IN THE WRONG PLACE.